Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Better than Ambien

Watch out big-pharma! A new sleep aid has been discovered here at SGU! Listen to this:


""I always thought I was a funny person, but when my sleeping problem got in the way, I wasn't myself anymore. I thought over-the-counter sleep aids would do the trick, but they only made me feel groggy the next day and didn't always keep me asleep. Then my doctor recommended BIOCHEM lectures at SGU. Now I stay asleep*, and can concentrate on the day ahead. I am back to my old self again. Heck, even Frank's jokes are funny now.""

-Brian: Year 1 SOM student at SGU

I know that if I ever have troulbe sleeping, a double shot of Dr. D and Dr. T will put me right to sleep.

Why do people have to read right off of slides in a monotone voice??!?!?

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